I
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

II
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure that they want to hear them.

III
When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

IV
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

V
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

VI
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the person and he cries out to be relieved.

VII
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have used it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

VIII
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

IX
Do not harm little children.

X
Do not kill non-human animals unless attacked or for your food.

XI
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Anton Szandor LaVey, 1967 c.e.